If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
"Here's some footage from the meteor last night. I was awake for the flash, I thought for sure the world was ending so I rubbed one out. Wouldn't you?"
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Too Many Avengers
The world's most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.
Axe Combine: Episode 1
A sporty girl introduces a skinny guy to the brave new world of physical competition.
Jake and Amir: Waitress
The customer's always wrong.
Axe Combine: Episode 2
The pathetic athletics continue as our sporty girl trains another non-athlete.
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.
Google Chrome Snooki's Baby Commercial
Gym, tan, ruin the lives of your children.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
