I went to the www.whitehouse.gov and went to Issues -> Fiscal Responsibility. When I tried to navigate to the page, I got a 404 page not found error.
"My friend josh got to drunk so he decide to chug half a bottle of syrup. yea... his stomach wasnt feeling too well later that night."
Always Open with Dave Koechner (featuring Maya Rudolph)
Dave and Maya create the best song ever written in a booth about muffins.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.
Jake and Amir: Waitress
The customer's always wrong.
Jake and Amir: Rap Teacher 3 (with Hoodie Allen)
Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.
Google Chrome Snooki's Baby Commercial
Gym, tan, ruin the lives of your children.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.