If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Sometimes when life gets tough, God picks you up and carries you. But sometimes God gets tired of your crap.
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Write it. Don't fight it.
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I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
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Abraca-orgasm.
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The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
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Spare me your change.
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When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
