A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
So everybody thought cock tapping was cool all night. So I told my roomate that teh man-gina was safe and no one would hurt him. But that was not the case. Favorite line from the video," how you feeling right now? Dave: I've been better"
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