I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
I secured a dream gig as Jason Mraz's personal assistant. It's surreal, y'know? He's always been an inspiration, and now I get to do things like wipe his cat's ass.rnrnWritten by: Eric SchwartzrnDirected and Produced by: Snehal Patel and Eric SchwartzrnEd
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