A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Joey and Johnny Nice raise a baby the same way they chat up the ladies: with minimal success and probably breaking laws.
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Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Your Six Christmas Movies
Fast forward to the presents
Your Six Drunk Personalities
Beer changes everything.
Dinosaur Office: Computer Problems
Craig's friends help him with his computer. Rawr!
The Breath Expert
Meet a man with an unusually useless talent.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
