A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Was in Kenya with my friend. We signed up on a last minute hippo tour at the resort we were staying at. The mommas just had their babies and we got a little too close. Small outboard motor was our only escape.
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