A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
I've been trying to figure out how to best capture the life of Michael Jackson. Dance is the best, but how do you capture dance. I figured this was the best way! With a good beat and paint on my feet.
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Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Battlestar Galactica RPG
So save we all.
Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
