To My Dear Roommate: I'm sorry if I made you fear for your life. I'm not a Satanist. I just wanted you to GTFO for a few days so I could move out in peace. Since you (among all your other "charming" qualities) always taunted me mercilessly about my speech impediment and I know you love doing your Helen Keller impressions for the hearing-impaired girl across the... Read More »
Kanye would've recorded it himself, but he already thought that this was the greatest musical adaption of his apology of all time.
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New name. Same game.
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Don't drag her into this.
Jake and Amir: Facebook Redesign
Spare me your change.
Jake and Amir: Secret Santa 2
My presents, are my presents.
Jake and Amir: Secret Santa
Presents, presents are no fun.
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.



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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
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For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.