I noticed my wife started switching her wedding ring from to her left hand to her right and back several times a day. I finally asked her why she was doing this. Her reply: To keep track of which boob to feed the baby from next.
Not even if he was the first man on Earth.
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| Adam | Zach Woods |
| Eve | Veronika Dominczyk |
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| Director | Josh Ruben |
| Writer | Ben Joseph |
| Producer | Eva Wong |
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| Production Coordinator | Steve Cozzarelli |
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| Puppeteer | Michael Schupbach |
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