An ex and I were hooking up on my couch while she was on her period. We put a towel down, so we didn't stain the couch. Hours later we got home from the bar with my buddy who was really hammered. He layed right on the towel. After cracking up for 5 minutes I had to slide it out. He'll never know, but the world needed to.
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| cast | |
| Instructor | Jake Hurwitz |
| Main Girl | Lauren Seiczkowski |
| Bongo Player | Amir Blumenfeld |
| Girls | Olivia Hansen |
| Chloe Patellis | |
| Sarah Kay | |
| Nicole Shabati | |
| Sunita Deshpande | |
| Chloe Sabin | |
| Stephanie Choate | |
| Lisa Kleinman | |
| Alexandra Ward | |
| Alexandra Ward | |
| Heather Cavalet | |
| Heather Cavalet | |
| Sherri Eldin | |
| crew | |
| Director | Josh Ruben |
| Writer | Jake Hurwitz |
| Amir Blumenfeld | |
| Producer | Eva Wong |
| Cinematography | Vincent Peone |
| Editor | Michael Schaubach |
| President Of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Director of Post Production | David Fishel |
| Production Manager | Bennett Wilson |
| Jordan Hall | |
| Jordan Hall | |
| Art Director | Mary Burke |
| Production Coordinator | Steve Cozzarelli |
| Sound Mixer | Kurt Seery |
| 1st Assistant Camera | Andrew Brinkman |
| Gaffer | Matt Van Doren |
| Production Accountant | Nova Stuart |
| Production Assistant | Matt Keresetter |
| Kevin Tully | |
| Jon Wolf | |
| Director Of Programming | Spencer Griffin |
| Editor In Chief | Ricky Van Veen |
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