Just put a baby to sleep while playing an MMO. Did it by bouncing a chair with my big toe.
From the vault: We know you can't vandalize the Nickelback page today, so here's every vandalism up until October 14, 2009.
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Very Mary-Kate: Pillow Talk
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Too Many Avengers
The world's most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
Some Study That I Used To Know
Gotye sings about losing what's most important to us all: basic math and spelling skills.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Always Open with Dave Koechner (featuring Maya Rudolph)
Dave and Maya create the best song ever written in a booth about muffins.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
