If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
If they replaced Lifetime with this, what would get a higher rating?
Jake and Amir: Thoughts
Don't flush your dreams away.
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey
A rags to fat cash story, courtesy of Victorian aristocracy and Will Smith.
Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
OK Go-Pid
Rock band OK Go announces the world's most fun and least successful dating site.
Jake and Amir: Kobayashi
The boy who cried weiner.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.