Apparently my friend Lisa can stumble upon an innovative way to improvise for missing lip gloss while swallowing a greasy pizza.
You know what they say, the couple that goes to the X-Games together stays together. And it's the same for couples that break their hips together.
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Breaking Bad RPG
The only game that's also a controlled substance.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)
She's not asking for much.
Siri Argument
Don't drag her into this.
Jake and Amir: Facebook Redesign
Spare me your change.
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.



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"I heard Europe is lovely this time of year" "You heard wrong"
Drunk people inventing things to get them drunker
Disorder on the court
First Gentleman of Finland examines the royal chest of Denmark.
By the power of Grayskull... I'm sexy and I know it!
Alright, rhinos, we all know the truth. Now grant us wishes.
Monkeys: they're like humans, but funnier
This chart is useless for those of us with nipple tattoos
Will craft services be providing brains?
Mustache rides just got a lot more interesting