My boyfriend and I have a code name for masturbating, we call it "napping". On occasion though he can be quite dense and forgetful and not quite understand/realize that I'm flirting. One day while I was bored in class I texted him asking what he was doing, he replied "Taking a nap." I then asked him "All alone?" as to start up some flirting. He... Read More »
Don't let him fool you. Pure evil.
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