Newspaper Headlines from The Simpsons

"A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is seventy five cents? That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles."

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Weed Justice

Our housemate constantly smokes weed in our house even though we tell him to do it outside. One day he was about to light a bowl and I distracted him with a question about classes. My other housemate simultaneously switched out the weed in the bowl with oregano. We left him alone, and a few seconds later heard him enter into the most intense coughing fit i've ever heard. He... Read More » smokes outside now