A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
a group us were at the wendy's in ohio university and the floor had just been mopped and it was slippery as hell. everyone coming in was sliding everywhere. so my friends and i said that one of us should purposely fall, and our friend stephen was up for i
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