Once, after really intense sex with a high school crush I had recently reconnected with, the first thing she said to me while we were both still trying to catch our breath was "You must hungry from doing all that work, want me to make you a sandwich?"......I almost proposed.
Getting lost on a mysterious, time-traveling island doesn't get much sexier.
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Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
Jake and Amir: Doobs Part 2
New name. Same game.
Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.
Jake and Amir: Facebook Redesign
Spare me your change.
Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)
She's not asking for much.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
Turns out man's best friend is kind of a dick.
Impossible challenge: look at these pictures without wincing.
Cops that are so bad they're good. They're good cop bad cop all on their own.
Ah, Japan, where even the buses are weird and unsettling.
"I heard Europe is lovely this time of year" "You heard wrong"
Drunk people inventing things to get them drunker
Disorder on the court
