This is why you're not supposed to throw away those rings on soda cans, because cats are stupid.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey
A rags to fat cash story, courtesy of Victorian aristocracy and Will Smith.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Hardly Working: Leaked Nude Photos
When news of Olivia Munn's hacked phone hits the office, it's too appalling to ignore. Like, at all.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.