Fake ID's are more important than legs.
Look at this stuff. Isn't it sweet?
Wouldn't you think my life is complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm a girl
With access to everything?
Look at this bowl, treasures untold
How many wonders can one dorm room hold?
Looking around here you think:
Sure, she's got everything.
I've got fatties and pain pills a-plenty.
I've got uppers and downers galore.
You want a Ritalin? I've got twenty!
But who cares? No big deal. I want more.
At the door, we never seem to get very far.
He wants to see, wants to see some ID.
Feeling around with an, "Uh, I forgot it?"
Not twenty-one? Hang outside the bar.
There's got to be someone who looks just like me.
Hey that guy might work - Could you pass back? Please?
Look at this card. Does it seem fake?
Is that a stamp we can replicate?
Come on, please!
In Europe we'd be part of that world.
What would I trade if only they'd change the drinking age?
What would I pay for a good fake that could scan?
What if I say I'm from Japan?
I photocopied my passport page.
It was stolen?
Guess I'm goin'.
We're here for the band!
There's nothing to do, please just let us through.
Outside around here, it's like a ghost town.
We'll all have to go back to-
Don't say it-
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world full of drunks?
Need an ID
So I can be
Part of that world.
SPOKEN: Let's just go get beer at the Korean deli.