Fake ID's are more important than legs.
Look at this stuff. Isn't it sweet? Wouldn't you think my life is complete? Wouldn't you think I'm a girl With access to everything? Look at this bowl, treasures untold How many wonders can one dorm room hold? Looking around here you think: Sure, she's got everything. I've got fatties and pain pills a-plenty. I've got uppers and downers galore. You want a Ritalin? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want more. At the door, we never seem to get very far. He wants to see, wants to see some ID. Feeling around with an, "Uh, I forgot it?" Oh, next. Not twenty-one? Hang outside the bar. There's got to be someone who looks just like me. Hey that guy might work - Could you pass back? Please? Look at this card. Does it seem fake? Is that a stamp we can replicate? Come on, please! In Europe we'd be part of that world. What would I trade if only they'd change the drinking age? What would I pay for a good fake that could scan? What if I say I'm from Japan? I photocopied my passport page. It was stolen? Guess I'm goin'. We're here for the band! There's nothing to do, please just let us through. Outside around here, it's like a ghost town. We'll all have to go back to- Don't say it- School. When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world full of drunks? Need an ID So I can be Part of that world. SPOKEN: Let's just go get beer at the Korean deli.
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