A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Whatever. I'm sure she'd be as impressed by my food and electricity as I am of her guitar playing.
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Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)
She's not asking for much.
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
Jake and Amir: Secret Santa
Presents, presents are no fun.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
