Oh her dress, her dress
It's so true to film I can't believe it
Her buns, her buns
How'd she get them both so even?
She's so accurate
Though I prefer when she does slave

Yeah
I'll go as Solo
When we walk the con floor
People don't believe it
And I know these photos
When you search for her
Will be the first ones you see

And every time she shows me a new sword she made
I say
When I see your sai
I know that's a costume you can't buy
Girl you're amazing
When you cosplay a part
And when you pose,
I know that being with you pwns
Cause you're so convincing
You cosplay with my heart

Her wig, her wig
It's the perfect blue so it matches just right
Her suit, her suit
So real, she could take a robot in a fight
She's so authentic
She did so much more than me

Oh you know, you know, you know
I'm really into the scene
But she is REALLY into it
You know what I mean
But hey don't get me wrong you know I really can't complain
She likes anime

And when you roleplay
You stay in character all day
Damn you're committed
And I didn't know you LARPed
Whoa
Okay you've crossed the line
This may be your thing but it's not mine
Cause girl you are crazy
You've taken it too far

Thought there was no such thing
As a girl who's too nerdy
But now I've met her
And she cosplays and LARPs