Let's relax, keep it caz' You broke up with that guy, right? Hey tonight is
just tonight. My place is close to here, I came on my bike.

Have a seat, want a drink? Yeah I got your late night texts. Hey let's not tell
our friennnnds [short] We can quit any time, baby no questions asked.

I'll make like to you, when it's easy to No commitment right? Let's just hook
up tonight.

I'll make like to you, for now this will do And I'll sleep with my head turned
away from you.

It's just fun, then I'm gone Labeling it would be wrong.

It doesn't have to be a thing. No going steady.

I'll tell my roommate to leave. Leave a sock! On the door!

This isn't perfect but it'll do. We don't have to see this through. Girl my
Facebook status won't change just for you.

I'll make like to you, till there's someone new. We'll still be friends right?
This is blah at first sight.

I'll make like to you, like young likers do I'll just let myself out when I'm
ready to

Yo are you sure, it's a'iiight If we play it night by night Society's so uptight

Girl it isn't love but it beats beating off to YouPorn tonight (tonight tonight)
["beating" has to be sung fast]

I'll make like to you, when it's easy to Keep it simple right? Let's just hook
up tonight.

I'll make like to you, nothing else to do If it's to make your ex jealous that's
okay too

I’ll make like to you, it's convenient to Hit on girls all night, black Asian and
white.

I’ll make like to you, 'cause there’s no one new And I'll shower before if you
want me to...$