A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
My roommate gets set on fire a little bit but not enough.
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Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Battlestar Galactica RPG
So save we all.
Your Six Christmas Movies
Fast forward to the presents
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.
this is how we trip at school
Good Neighbor takes you on a journey of magic mushroom proportions.
Jake and Amir: Parkour
Can you freestyle walk the walk?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
