If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
Subscribe
Subscribe to Jake and Amir
Get notified about new episodes via email, SMS and on CollegeHumor.
Learn MoreYou just got schooled.
Hugh Jackman's Teacher Interview
At Harlem Village Academies, Mr. Jackman auditions for his toughest role yet: not auditioning.
Jake and Amir: Survey
Don't question my answers.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Jake and Amir: March Madness Pt. 5
My brackets cause rackets.
Hardly Working: Leaked Nude Photos
When news of Olivia Munn's hacked phone hits the office, it's too appalling to ignore. Like, at all.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
| cast | |
| Jake | Jake Hurwitz |
| Amir | Amir Blumenfeld |
| crew | |
| Writer | Jake Hurwitz |
| Amir Blumenfeld | |





"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.