He's as free as a bird, a flightless bird, chained to the ground by gravity.
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How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
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If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
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