Samuel L. Jackson Reads "Go the F*** to Sleep"

I lived in a an apartment my junior year with 3 seniors 2 were cool one was a major douche, always leave dirty dishes out, room smelled like piss and sweat(the usual crappy roommate stuff). He would also flipped shit when anyone would beat him in a video game, throwing controllers and cursing about how much we would suck and say he just needed to change the audibles and he... Read More » would have won. He would argue the opposite point of whatever you just said. Pretty much the 3 of us hated him, so none of us felt the need to tell him that one day when he was eating lunch on the coffee table that the previous night while he was already out a drunk girl decided to pee in the exact spot on the table his Subway sandwich was sitting on.

February 24, 2012