I go to a pretty violent school, and one day a couple of kids had to be arrested and dragged off by the cops. The principal dragged us all into an assembaly and told us that "No kids were tasered during the arrest" and "No one has ever been tasered at our school" A kid at the back stood up and shouted "CHALLENGE ACCPTED!!!"
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| cast | |
| Sarah | Sarah Schneider |
| David | David Young |
| Streeter | Streeter Seidell |
| Pat | Patrick Cassels |
| Amir | Amir Blumenfeld |
| Dan | Dan Gurewitch |
| Sam | Sam Reich |
| Wayne | Jun Naito |
| Rachel | Cody Lindquist |
| Bartender | Tarik Lowe |
| crew | |
| Director | Ralph Arend |
| Producer | Eva Wong |
| Cinematography | Corey Fontana |
| Editor | Sam Jacobson |
| President of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Executive Producer | Spencer Griffin |
| Director of Post Production | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Clay Hereth |
| Sam Sparks | |
| Post Production Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| Production Office Coordinator | David Kerns |
| Art Director | Jen Dunlap |
| Hair and Makeup | Annamarie Tendler |
| Script Supervisor | Olenka Denyesnko |
| Production Coordinator | Sam Marine |
| 1st Assistant Director | Brian Johanson |
| Sound Mixer | Harris Karlin |
| Boom operator | Jeff Gaumer |
| Camera Operator | Ivaylo Getov |
| 1st Assistant Camera | Zach Kuperstein |
| 2nd Assistant Camera | Ben Spaner |
| Gaffer | Erik Rooney |
| Grip | Chris Keenan |
| Assistant Editor | Drew Nissen |
| Post Production Coordinator | Amanda Madden |
| Composer | Cheryl B. Engelhardt |
| Production Accountant | Christine Rodriguez |
| Assistant Production Accountant | Daniel Siegel |
| Production Assistant | Forrest McClain |
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