RAWR! Our new series for the Nintendo 3DS, now in two Ds.
By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner and Brian Murphy
CRUDE, CRAYON-DRAWN TITLE CARD: DINOSAUR OFFICE NARRATOR (V.O.) Dinosaur Office. Rawr! INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE CRAIG, a triceratops, and TODD, a brontosaurus, hang out by the water cooler. They speak like little kids doing dinosaur impressions: All words are ROARED with the last word of each sentence drawn out. TODD Hey Craig, how was your weekend? CRAIG I was going to plant azaleas, but the soil was too damp. I went to the hardware store instead. Just to browse. TODD I'm surprised you had that much free time. I was here all weekend finishing my quarterly report. CRAIG Oh no, the quarterly report! I totally blanked. Terry is gonna kill me. A rumble is heard from off screen. It continues in beats, getting louder each time. They shake the water in the cooler. TERRY, a T-Rex, violently crashes through the wall and roars. Everything about him looks like he's out for blood. He leans in as if to devour CRAIG and TODD then instantly switches to a soft, timid tone. Terry is the only dinosaur that doesn't speak in growls. TERRY Hey Craig, I noticed that your report was absent from my desk this morning. Terry turns to Todd, politely. TERRY (aside) Hi Todd, how are you? TODD I can't complain. Back to Craig. TERRY Craig, do you have any idea what could have happened with that? CRAIG I'm sorry, Terry. It slipped my mind. I've been so busy with the Q2- TERRY I know you've been working hard lately, just get those reports to me as soon as you can. CRAIG I'll get them to you by end of day. TERRY Sounds good. Hey, do you guys want to grab an early lunch? TODD I brought leftovers. My wife made too much lentil loaf. CRAIG I'm trying to lose weight now so I can put it back on when I go on vacation. TERRY Alright then. I guess I'll just grab something around here. A quiet beat. Then, suddenly a vicious animal, Terry TEARS INTO Todd and eviscerates him. Craig wanders off-screen. After a beat, Craig leans back into frame. CRAIG Did you want me to print this out or send it via e-mail? TERRY Hm. Maybe both just to be safe. Terry goes back to tearing Todd apart. END.