Hey baby
Hey boy
Whatchoo doin?
Nothing, whatchoo doin?
Thinking about you boo
Yeah, whatchoo thinking?

(music starts)

I thinking that you're so beautiful, you make mucus with you eyes.
Whoops *music, damn phone telling you lies.
Haha, OK
Anyway, girl, do you think I have a shit?
I think we all have a shit, whether or not you wanna admit it
DAMN, I meant *Shot, do I have a shot witchoo?
I dunno, boy, why don't you tell me whatchoo wanna do?
Well I'll start it all slow, maybe cock you up some food
Masturbate some chicken
Gross
UGH! *Marinate, not trying to be rude
And maybe get a nice brew like a hermaphrodite
Whoa, hold up, man
Don't like Hermaphrodite?
No.
OHHH, sorry *Heineken
I swear this phone really wants me to spend tonight alone
Don't worry bout that baby, my phone does the same thing
Just tell me what you wanna do after our dinner.
Well, first things first, Imma get some incest
WHOA, Nevermind creep
Huh? AHH, meant *INCENSE
Ya know, that stuff you burn? It smells good.
Damn, you got me worried that your sister gives you wood
Haha, no, just my new phone. My HIV gave it to me
OK goodnight
NO WAIT, My JOB gave it to me. Don't have the high five, girl you gotta trust me
I do, boo, I do, but concentrate on your phone keys
I know, I'm sorry girl. Didn't mean to confuse.
Now let me tell you what I wanna do all over you
I'm the kinda man who isn't just looking to duck
Duck? What the hell, this ducking phone sucks
Anyway I wanna play with your hair and rub on your toes,
I got a fetus for that kind thing. Thought you should know
Like in a jar or something? cuz I aint down with that
A jar?
For your fetus
Oh no, I meant fetish, for toes and whatnot.
OK, that's not as creepy and I like that you're being honest
Trust girl, that's what it's all about if you let me on it
You can hit boy, but first just tell me this
You can have one wish, tell me what it is
If I had one wish, I'd want the Jews to your heart
OK Hitler
Oh what the duck, meant *KEYS. Just gimme a fresh start
Gimme one more shit to prove to you that I'm not playing
OK fine boy, but you better refrain from the nasty shot you're saying
Whoops
I didn't mean it, girl, I would never be so gross.
All this nasty talk is from the anal correct on my phone.
Bye
AUTO!* Not Auto correct!
*Anal Correct
SHOT!