Does anyone else ever tell themselves that they are going to go to bed early, so they can wake up and do stuff in the morning and be an active member of society? In reality though, they end up surfing the web till 7 am and consequently fall asleep and wake up some time before dinner? This is the life of a lonely 70 year old ='(
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