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We serve it by weight sir.

I work at McDonalds, and we have recently started selling "McBites" (it's popcorn chicken) We sell chicken nuggets and chicken selects by the number (4 piece, 10 piece etc) but since bites are so small, we don't count them out, we just scoop them into what ever size box you pick. One day we were particularly busy and I had an especially long line, a man wanted to... Read More » order some of the bites. He asked how many pieces came in the largest box. I stupidly replied "I don't know the exact amount sir" to which he insulted me asking how we could have a new product and I know nothing about it. I responded "We don't actually count the pieces since they are bite sized sir, we sell these by weight not by how many bites are in the box" This reply infuriated him, to which he exploded angrily, further insulted my intelligence, and then stormed out. I pity this man, buying cereal must be total hell for him.

Dinosaur Office: Computer Problems
By
Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
          INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE - CRAIG'S CUBICLE

          CRAIG types at his computer. TODD extends his head over the
          cubicle wall.

                              TODD
                    Did you catch the game last night?

                              CRAIG
                    No. Was it good?

                              TODD
                    I didn't see it. My wife rented a
                    movie. We only have one television

                              CRAIG
                    Oh great. My computer froze. I
                    haven't saved in over an hour.

                              TODD
                    Try restarting. Maybe it autosaved.

          Craig tries to restart. He waits.

                              CRAIG
                    Ugh. Now it's just a blank screen.

                              TODD
                    Too bad my son isn't here. He's a
                    whiz with computers.

                              CRAIG
                    Todd, please. You're not helping.

          RICHARD THE BRONTOSAURUS extends his head over the other
          cubicle wall. Both dinosaurs hover over Craig.

                              RICHARD
                    Hey Craig-O, heard your having
                    problems with your CPU.

                              TODD
                    It could be the router.

                              RICHARD
                    You should try restarting.

                              TODD
                    Or maybe you downloaded a virus.

                              RICHARD
                    How about rebooting?

          Silence. Craig's eyes twitch with anger.

                              RICHARD
                    What's the status? We good?

                              TODD
                    When was the last time you updated your 
		    anti-virus software profile?

                              RICHARD
                    Shame my son Carl's not here. Kid
                    is great with computers.

          SHEILA comes in.

                              SHEILA
                    You guys see the new cups in the
                    break room?

          Craig is shaking with anger and banging the desk.

                              TODD
                    No. We're fixing Craig's computer.

                              SHEILA
                    You should try rebooting.

                              RICHARD
                    Thank you.

                              SHEILA
                    Too bad my son isn't here.

          Craig skewers the computer with his horns and slams it down.

                              CRAIG
                    WHY? IS HE GOOD WITH COMPUTERS?

                              SHEILA
                    Aren't all teenagers?

                              RICHARD
                    My son is a teenager!

          Craig roars and charges through Richard's wall. He leaves a
          trail of Craig-shaped holes. Beat. Richard peeks through.

                              RICHARD
                    You guys see the game last night?

          END.
cast
Craig Kevin Corrigan
Sheila Emily Axford
Richard Brian Murphy
Todd Caldwell Tanner
crew
President of Original Content Sam Reich
Executive Producer Spencer Griffin
Director of Post Production Michael Schaubach
Production Manager Sam Sparks
Post Production Producer Lacy Wittman
Production Office Coordinator David Kerns
Animation Buddy System Studios
Post Production Coordinator Amanda Madden
Production Accountant Christine Rodriguez
Assistant Production Accountant Daniel Siegel