Craig worries about job security. Rawr!
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Dinosaur Office: Office Romance
Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE CRAIG and SHEILA are talking at Craig's cubicle. CRAIG So tonight I'm going to check out that new Italian restaurant. SHEILA Are you going on a hot date? CRAIG I'm going alone. I'll probably bring a newspaper. SHEILA You should take someone. What about the new secretary? She's cute. CUT TO: DANIELLE THE PTERODACTYL SECRETARY types at her desk. Back to Craig and Sheila. CRAIG She looks like she's busy. Besides, she's way out of my league. SHEILA Well, you could always ask me out. CRAIG Good one, Sheila. You're right. I'll go talk to her. Craig approaches Danielle. CRAIG Hi. I'm Craig. Danielle responds with horrible dinosaur SCREECHES. CRAIG So... (re: her mug) Coffee, huh? Maybe we should get coffee together sometime. More SCREECHES. CRAIG I'm sorry. Forget I said anything. Craig walks away. RICHARD approaches him. RICHARD Craig-o, saw you chatting' up the new secretary. How'd it go? CRAIG Poorly. She's happily married. She has two kids. RICHARD You asked out a married woman? That's so embarrassing. Are you embarrassed? Craig roars at Richard. RICHARD Hey everyone! Be nice to Craig today. He's embarrassed because he just asked out a married woman. Craig roars and charges Richard. They roll around the office fighting, smashing things and knocking over cubicles. They roll past TERRY and TODD who join in the epic 3-D fights. Sheila approaches Danielle. SHEILA Men are such animals. Danielle SCREECHES. SHEILA You're preaching to the choir, sister. Danielle grabs Sheila and flies through the wall. They soar through the sky. SHEILA Girls night out! END.
|President of Original Content||Sam Reich|
|Executive Producer||Spencer Griffin|
|Director of Post Production||Michael Schaubach|
|Production Manager||Sam Sparks|
|Post Production Producer||Lacy Wittman|
|Production Office Coordinator||David Kerns|
|Animation||Buddy System Studios|
|Post Production Coordinator||Amanda Madden|
|Production Accountant||Christine Rodriguez|
|Assistant Production Accountant||Daniel Siegel|