Dinosaur Office: Office Romance

By

Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy

          INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE

          CRAIG and SHEILA are talking at Craig's cubicle. 

                              CRAIG
                    So tonight I'm going to check out
                    that new Italian restaurant.

                              SHEILA
                    Are you going on a hot date?

                              CRAIG
                    I'm going alone.  I'll probably
                    bring a newspaper.

                              SHEILA
                    You should take someone.  What
                    about the new secretary?  She's
                    cute.

          CUT TO: DANIELLE THE PTERODACTYL SECRETARY types at her
          desk.  Back to Craig and Sheila.

                              CRAIG
                    She looks like she's busy. 
                    Besides, she's way out of my
                    league.

                              SHEILA
                    Well, you could always ask me out.

                              CRAIG
                    Good one, Sheila. You're right. 
                    I'll go talk to her.

          Craig approaches Danielle.

                              CRAIG
                    Hi.  I'm Craig.

          Danielle responds with horrible dinosaur SCREECHES.

                              CRAIG
                    So...
                         (re: her mug)
                    Coffee, huh?  Maybe we should get
                    coffee together sometime.

          More SCREECHES.

                              CRAIG
                    I'm sorry.  Forget I said anything.

          Craig walks away.  RICHARD approaches him.

                              RICHARD
                    Craig-o, saw you chatting' up the
                    new secretary.  How'd it go?

                              CRAIG
                    Poorly.  She's happily married. 
                    She has two kids.

                              RICHARD
                    You asked out a married woman? 
                    That's so embarrassing.  Are you
                    embarrassed?

          Craig roars at Richard.

                              RICHARD
                    Hey everyone!  Be nice to Craig
                    today.  He's embarrassed because he
                    just asked out a married woman.

          Craig roars and charges Richard.  They roll around the
          office fighting, smashing things and knocking over
          cubicles.  They roll past TERRY and TODD who join in the
          epic 3-D fights.

          Sheila approaches Danielle.

                              SHEILA
                    Men are such animals.

          Danielle SCREECHES.

                              SHEILA
                    You're preaching to the choir,
                    sister.

          Danielle grabs Sheila and flies through the wall.  They soar
          through the sky.

                              SHEILA
                    Girls night out!

          END.