Craig deals with matters of the heart. Rawr!
By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE
CRAIG and SHEILA are talking at Craig's cubicle.
So tonight I'm going to check out
that new Italian restaurant.
Are you going on a hot date?
I'm going alone. I'll probably
bring a newspaper.
You should take someone. What
about the new secretary? She's
CUT TO: DANIELLE THE PTERODACTYL SECRETARY types at her
desk. Back to Craig and Sheila.
She looks like she's busy.
Besides, she's way out of my
Well, you could always ask me out.
Good one, Sheila. You're right.
I'll go talk to her.
Craig approaches Danielle.
Hi. I'm Craig.
Danielle responds with horrible dinosaur SCREECHES.
(re: her mug)
Coffee, huh? Maybe we should get
coffee together sometime.
I'm sorry. Forget I said anything.
Craig walks away. RICHARD approaches him.
Craig-o, saw you chatting' up the
new secretary. How'd it go?
Poorly. She's happily married.
She has two kids.
You asked out a married woman?
That's so embarrassing. Are you
Craig roars at Richard.
Hey everyone! Be nice to Craig
today. He's embarrassed because he
just asked out a married woman.
Craig roars and charges Richard. They roll around the
office fighting, smashing things and knocking over
cubicles. They roll past TERRY and TODD who join in the
epic 3-D fights.
Sheila approaches Danielle.
Men are such animals.
You're preaching to the choir,
Danielle grabs Sheila and flies through the wall. They soar
through the sky.
Girls night out!