Dinosaur Office: Volcano Drill
By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE
CRAIG and TODD talk by the WATER COOLER.
CRAIG
Can you believe this weather?
TODD
I didn't need a coat yesterday, but
today I needed a coat.
CRAIG
It's not even the temperature, it's
the wind chill.
A LOUD RUMBLE from O.C., followed by an explosion.
The FIRE ALARM goes off.
TODD
Ugh. Must be the monthly volcano
drill. What a waste of time.
CRAIG
I'm not going anywhere.
TODD
Let's not let it ruin our
conversation.
Awkward pause. Smoke starts to fill the room.
TODD
I can't believe it's only Tuesday,
it feels like such a Thursday.
The wall catches fire. Lava oozes across the floor.
CRAIG
So how's your garden?
TODD
I have more cucumbers than I know
what to do with.
CRAIG
Talk about a good problem.
A wall breaks down, more lava. TERRY runs in.
TERRY
Hey guys, even if this is a drill,
I need you to take it seriously.
TERRY
Let's head outside so we can get a
head cou-AHHH!
Terry catches fire. He roars and runs like a real dinosaur
in pain, waiving his tiny arms and attacking office
supplies.
TODD
Fine. I'll grab my coat.
CRAIG
I guess I'll just be cold.
Craig exits. Camera follows Todd as he walks to the right
directly into a pool of lava. He starts to sink in.
TODD
This is the worst thing imaginable.
A column of lava crashes through the ceiling, covering Todd,
charring him black everywhere except his eyes. Todd's
entire body ignites.
TODD
My cell phone is ruined.
END.
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