I work at McDonalds, and we have recently started selling "McBites" (it's popcorn chicken) We sell chicken nuggets and chicken selects by the number (4 piece, 10 piece etc) but since bites are so small, we don't count them out, we just scoop them into what ever size box you pick. One day we were particularly busy and I had an especially long line, a man wanted to... Read More »
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Dinosaur Office: Volcano Drill
By
Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE
CRAIG and TODD talk by the WATER COOLER.
CRAIG
Can you believe this weather?
TODD
I didn't need a coat yesterday, but
today I needed a coat.
CRAIG
It's not even the temperature, it's
the wind chill.
A LOUD RUMBLE from O.C., followed by an explosion.
The FIRE ALARM goes off.
TODD
Ugh. Must be the monthly volcano
drill. What a waste of time.
CRAIG
I'm not going anywhere.
TODD
Let's not let it ruin our
conversation.
Awkward pause. Smoke starts to fill the room.
TODD
I can't believe it's only Tuesday,
it feels like such a Thursday.
The wall catches fire. Lava oozes across the floor.
CRAIG
So how's your garden?
TODD
I have more cucumbers than I know
what to do with.
CRAIG
Talk about a good problem.
A wall breaks down, more lava. TERRY runs in.
TERRY
Hey guys, even if this is a drill,
I need you to take it seriously.
TERRY
Let's head outside so we can get a
head cou-AHHH!
Terry catches fire. He roars and runs like a real dinosaur
in pain, waiving his tiny arms and attacking office
supplies.
TODD
Fine. I'll grab my coat.
CRAIG
I guess I'll just be cold.
Craig exits. Camera follows Todd as he walks to the right
directly into a pool of lava. He starts to sink in.
TODD
This is the worst thing imaginable.
A column of lava crashes through the ceiling, covering Todd,
charring him black everywhere except his eyes. Todd's
entire body ignites.
TODD
My cell phone is ruined.
END.
| cast | |
| Craig | Kevin Corrigan |
| Todd | Caldwell Tanner |
| Terry | Sam Reich |
| crew | |
| President of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Executive Producer | Spencer Griffin |
| Director of Post Production | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Sam Sparks |
| Post Production Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| Production Office Coordinator | David Kerns |
| Visual Effects | Gloo Studios |
| Animation | Buddy System Studios |
| Post Production Coordinator | Amanda Madden |
| Production Accountant | Christine Rodriguez |
| Assistant Production Accountant | Daniel Siegel |
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