There are no bad ideas.
By Dan Gurewitch & Patrick Cassels
INT. OFFICE - DAZED & CONFUSED
DAN, PATRICK, DAVID and EMILY sit around.
Now at this point, the princess has
begun to fall in love with the
furry monster. In this scene, her
enchanted friends start singing a
song about their love - but what
are the visuals? Where are we
taking people, on this journey?
Right. The music beings. Strings,
flute. The princess and the
monster see each other. And then,
They start spit-balling, throwing out rapid-fire ideas.
Dialogue can be more chaotic and ad-libbed in nature than
the following, but these lines are a guide.
Cums on her tits. Cums on her
Cums on her face. Cums in her ass.
Cums on her back, cums in her hair.
Cums in her mouth, cums in her
Cums on her eyes, cums on her nips-
-Meets her at the top of the
Perfect! I love it. So they're at
the top of the stairs, and she-
Sucks on his dick. Sucks on her
Cums in his face. Face in her
Tits on his dick. Shits on her
Coot on her puss. Puss in her
-The frying pan begins to sing!
Perfect! I love it. So they walk
down the stairs, the frying pan
begins to sing. It's beautiful.
He nuts in her ass. Ass in her
Cums on his nuts. Nuts in her
Eats out her tits. Cums on her
Sucks on her dick, farts in his
Kisses her tits, shits on her
clit... They being to slow-dance!
Perfect! I love it. So they're
slow-dancing. It's romantic, it's
grandiose. Not a dry eye in the
room. And, she...
Fucks in his butts. Beats all his
East out her feet, jizz on her
Face in her snatch, tastin' her
Jizz in a glass, glass in her ass.
East all her farts, nose in her
Balls in her throat, pees in a jar.
Fucks in her shoes, dicks on her
Cums on a cat, cat's up her ass-
Cat's up her ass-
Cat's up her ass, cat's up her ass,
cat's up her ass, there's a cat in
They walk off together onto the
Perfect! I love it. Now, one more
thing before lunch. I am working
on an amateur pornographic film and
I do need some ideas for that.
So. The pizza guy shows up at the
girl's house, and he walks inside
and unbuckles his belt. Then...
He uses his third wish to set the
Perfect! I love it!