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Hardly Working: Children's Film
Dan Gurewitch & Patrick Cassels
INT. OFFICE - DAZED & CONFUSED DAN, PATRICK, DAVID and EMILY sit around. DAN Now at this point, the princess has begun to fall in love with the furry monster. In this scene, her enchanted friends start singing a song about their love - but what are the visuals? Where are we taking people, on this journey? PATRICK Right. The music beings. Strings, flute. The princess and the monster see each other. And then, he... They start spit-balling, throwing out rapid-fire ideas. Dialogue can be more chaotic and ad-libbed in nature than the following, but these lines are a guide. DAVID Cums on her tits. Cums on her face. EMILY Cums on her face. Cums in her ass. DAN Cums on her back, cums in her hair. PATRICK Cums in her mouth, cums in her nose. DAVID Cums on her eyes, cums on her nips- EMILY -Meets her at the top of the stairs! DAN Perfect! I love it. So they're at the top of the stairs, and she- EMILY Sucks on his dick. Sucks on her tit. PATRICK Cums in his face. Face in her tits. DAN Tits on his dick. Shits on her tits. DAVID Coot on her puss. Puss in her boots- PATRICK -The frying pan begins to sing! DAN Perfect! I love it. So they walk down the stairs, the frying pan begins to sing. It's beautiful. Then... DAVID He nuts in her ass. Ass in her face. EMILY Cums on his nuts. Nuts in her butt. PATRICK Eats out her tits. Cums on her knee. DAN Sucks on her dick, farts in his puss. DAVID Kisses her tits, shits on her clit... They being to slow-dance! DAN Perfect! I love it. So they're slow-dancing. It's romantic, it's grandiose. Not a dry eye in the room. And, she... EMILY Fucks in his butts. Beats all his meats. DAVID East out her feet, jizz on her waist. PATRICK Face in her snatch, tastin' her puss. DAN Jizz in a glass, glass in her ass. EMILY East all her farts, nose in her sharts. PATRICK Balls in her throat, pees in a jar. DAVID Fucks in her shoes, dicks on her moobs. DAN Cums on a cat, cat's up her ass- TWO OTHERS Cat's up her ass- ALL FOUR Cat's up her ass, cat's up her ass, cat's up her ass, there's a cat in her ass- PATRICK They walk off together onto the balcony! DAN Perfect! I love it. Now, one more thing before lunch. I am working on an amateur pornographic film and I do need some ideas for that. So. The pizza guy shows up at the girl's house, and he walks inside and unbuckles his belt. Then... PATRICK He uses his third wish to set the genie free! DAN Perfect! I love it! END.
|Producer||Greg T. Gordon|
|President of Original Content||Sam Reich|
|Executive Producer||Spencer Griffin|
|Director of Post Production||Michael Schaubach|
|Production Manager||Sam Sparks|
|Assistant Production Manager||Jeremy Reitz|
|Post Production Producer||Lacy Wittman|
|Sound Mixer||Kurt Seery|
|Camera Operator||Giancarlo Fiorentini|
|Assistant Editor||Phil Fox|
|Post Production Coordinator||Amanda Madden|
|Production Accountant||Christine Rodriguez|
|Assistant Production Accountant||Daniel Siegel|