I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
By Elaine Carroll & Sam Reich
INT. BODYGUARD'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
There is a knock at the door. Bodyguard answers it.
Mary-Kate. It's only 10. And you
knocked. You never knock.
Bodyguard, I've been thinking. We
should get out more. Meet more
people. Let's start with my new
friend, Officer McCarthy.
The door opens wider, revealing a police officer.
You guys are gonna be best
friends. I'll leave you to it.
Hold on there young lady.
I hate you! I hate you!
Bodyguard, I lied! He's a bad
friend! Don't make plans! NO
BRUNCH! NO BURNCH!
Is there a problem, officer?
That's just a formality, I know
there's a problem.
That's it? I mean... well, great.
I caught her writing checks and
throwing them into a water
I had big wishes and no cash!
Well, it's illegal.
You know, the legal system in this
country is for shame. We need
reform! Who's coming with me, no
one, well see you guys later.
Get back here.
...T-T-Y me please.
What's the - how can you even take
offense to that? What is that
word? What does it mean? I just
made it up.
It means pig.
You can't hold her for littering.
That's not all I'm holding her
for. Possession of drugs.
I have prescriptions for some of
How is this a thing? I barely have
Assaulting an officer.
I did NOT.
She slaps him.
Wait... wait, I did. Sorry. I
take it back.
She back-slaps him.
Yeah, I'm going to have to bring
Mary-Kate pulls out her checkbook.
What if I wished really hard that
Is that a bribe?
It sounds like a bribe.
Is there an amount of wishing that
would make it not a bribe?
I will stop. For a thousand
Great. You can deposit that right
to my piggy bank.
That's it. You're under arrest.
You'll have to catch me first!
The officer grabs her immediately. She sighs.
Best out of three?
The officer drags her away.
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