A horse sits in the back of car. The guy driving the car next to him says, "Why the long face?" because he doesn't know any other horse jokes.
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"Luke" is just a little pet name he has for the Harvard Law Dean of Admissions.
Weird. You read the title and you haven't clicked it yet. Why are you here?
Of course he has journalistic integrity. If he didn't, he'd be dressed up as a strawberry or something stupid.