(The sound of bong bubbles ascends)

Oh! (smoke comes out in “o” shape)
Smoking that sticky, and I am blazing
I still love you weed, I will always be with you
You got me all gone, Pack up that bong
Let me hit that one more time
Gonna blaze till I’m out of my mind

Take a hit and I’m at 1
Pizza Bagels at 2
Watching Mighty Ducks 3
Surfing Reddit 4
Funny memes at 5
Philosophical at 6 (scribbling stoner notes on a napkin)
Metaphysical at 7 (scribbling even crazier stoner notes on a napkin)
Forget it all at 8
I’m at 9 and 10

There’s ups and down with each puff
Still a lot to burn from these nugs
What if there was more pizza inside the crust???
You’re the only one here I trust (to friend, paranoid)

Still love the way you toke, still love the way I blaze
Still love the way you rock them purple stripes, so dank
Dank dank dank that’s a funny word to say
Can’t talk to my mom, I’m gone in the brain
I’m all up in the Cosmos like a star, Carl Sagan Time
All up in the Kombat, like to spar, Liu Kang Time
If you ever want to buy, my friend knows a guy
The oven is preheated but I don’t know why

Light it up and I’m at 1
Shadow puppets at 2
Maybe we’re the puppets 3
Holy shit it’s 4
20, high 5 (high five missed on account of being too stoned, but no one notices they missed, they still smile like they successfully high fived)
Stare at my cat at 6
Talk to my cat at 7
I’m a cat at 8
I’m at 9 and 10

Yup I’m super high, there ain’t much that I can do
Yup I buy my own, from this guy I met at Bonnaroo
All up in the store, mixing slurpees, with red eyes
All up in the store, everyone here knows I’m high

Oooh (bongs bubbling)
Damn I love to smoke that hash
Hey can you spot me some cash
Oooh (bongs bubbling)
Now I’ll never be the same
Are we still on the menu page (they’ve been watching a movie but have not actually started it. It’s still on the dvd menu)

Eat a brownie, I’m at 1
Maybe I should eat 2
Who’s hand is this at 3 (suspicious of own hand)
What if I’m a gif at 4
Doomed to repeat myself at 5
Are those UFO’s 6
My friends are cops 7
I took a life 8 (freaking out because they ate an animal cracker)
I’m at 9 and 10