Dinosaur Office: Viral Videos

By

Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner

          INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE, CRAIG'S CUBICLE

          CRAIG is working. TODD has his head over the cubicle wall.

                              TODD
                    Can you believe what's happening in
                    politics?

          RICHARD pokes his head over the wall.

                              RICHARD
                    Craig-o, check your e-mail. Just
                    forwarded a grade-A Web clip.

          Richard takes over. He pushes the keys with his face. CU on
          computer screen, the email has many "FW:"s. He loads a video
          on Dinovidz.rawr, a youtube parody, titled "Epic Volcano
          Jump Sk8board Fail."

          Cut to: Close up of video player. Shaky camera. A
          PTERODACTYL wearing a backwards hat holds a skateboard.

                              PTERODACTYL
                    What up DinoVidz. I'm Nester and
                    this is the volcano jump.

          Nester ramps off the volcano. It immediately erupts straight
          up. There is nothing left of him.

                              CAMERA MAN
                    Nester? Are you all right man?

          Cut back to office. Everyone is laughing. SHEILA has joined
          them.

                              SHEILA
                    He should wear a helmet.

          Todd gets on the computer. He is excited.

                              TODD
                    Here's one: Dumb Triceratops Can't
                    Juggle. That sounds hilarious.

          Craig gets uncomfortable.

                              CRAIG
                    I should really get back to work
                    you guys. These documents aren't
                    going to staple themselves.

                              RICHARD
                    Craig-o's right. Last one.

                              CRAIG
                    Wait, that's not what I-

          Cut to: video. Craig addresses camera in his living room.

                              CRAIG
                    I'm Craig and welcome to Juggle
                    University.

          Back to Office.

                              SHIELA
                    Craig, I didn't know you could
                    juggle.

                              CRAIG
                    This isn't a good use of company
                    time.

          Back to the video.

          Craig throws three balls into the air, one by one. Each is
          skewered on his horn as he fumbles to catch them.

                              CRAIG
                    Wait.

          He reaches for the balls, but can't. He rears up on his hind
          legs as he fumbles for them. His horn skewers the ceiling
          fan. He's caught and spins around, hitting everything.

                              CRAIG
                    This is not part of the
                    demonstration.

          Back to Office. Craig looks horrified. Richard and Todd are
          dying laughing. Sheila comforts Craig.

                              SHEILA
                    Craig I thought your movie was very
                    nice.

                              CRAIG
                    If I hadn't already ordered a
                    pizza, I wouldn't have been found
                    for days.

                              RICHARD
                    Look, there's also a video of Craig
                    telling jokes. (beat) This one is
                    not as funny.