The dinos slack off at work with some prehistoric epic fails.
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE, CRAIG'S CUBICLE
CRAIG is working. TODD has his head over the cubicle wall.
Can you believe what's happening in
RICHARD pokes his head over the wall.
Craig-o, check your e-mail. Just
forwarded a grade-A Web clip.
Richard takes over. He pushes the keys with his face. CU on
computer screen, the email has many "FW:"s. He loads a video
on Dinovidz.rawr, a youtube parody, titled "Epic Volcano
Jump Sk8board Fail."
Cut to: Close up of video player. Shaky camera. A
PTERODACTYL wearing a backwards hat holds a skateboard.
What up DinoVidz. I'm Nester and
this is the volcano jump.
Nester ramps off the volcano. It immediately erupts straight
up. There is nothing left of him.
Nester? Are you all right man?
Cut back to office. Everyone is laughing. SHEILA has joined
He should wear a helmet.
Todd gets on the computer. He is excited.
Here's one: Dumb Triceratops Can't
Juggle. That sounds hilarious.
Craig gets uncomfortable.
I should really get back to work
you guys. These documents aren't
going to staple themselves.
Craig-o's right. Last one.
Wait, that's not what I-
Cut to: video. Craig addresses camera in his living room.
I'm Craig and welcome to Juggle
Back to Office.
Craig, I didn't know you could
This isn't a good use of company
Back to the video.
Craig throws three balls into the air, one by one. Each is
skewered on his horn as he fumbles to catch them.
He reaches for the balls, but can't. He rears up on his hind
legs as he fumbles for them. His horn skewers the ceiling
fan. He's caught and spins around, hitting everything.
This is not part of the
Back to Office. Craig looks horrified. Richard and Todd are
dying laughing. Sheila comforts Craig.
Craig I thought your movie was very
If I hadn't already ordered a
pizza, I wouldn't have been found
Look, there's also a video of Craig
telling jokes. (beat) This one is
not as funny.