From CH Staff on
The dinos slack off at work with some prehistoric epic fails.
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE, CRAIG'S CUBICLE CRAIG is working. TODD has his head over the cubicle wall. TODD Can you believe what's happening in politics? RICHARD pokes his head over the wall. RICHARD Craig-o, check your e-mail. Just forwarded a grade-A Web clip. Richard takes over. He pushes the keys with his face. CU on computer screen, the email has many "FW:"s. He loads a video on Dinovidz.rawr, a youtube parody, titled "Epic Volcano Jump Sk8board Fail." Cut to: Close up of video player. Shaky camera. A PTERODACTYL wearing a backwards hat holds a skateboard. PTERODACTYL What up DinoVidz. I'm Nester and this is the volcano jump. Nester ramps off the volcano. It immediately erupts straight up. There is nothing left of him. CAMERA MAN Nester? Are you all right man? Cut back to office. Everyone is laughing. SHEILA has joined them. SHEILA He should wear a helmet. Todd gets on the computer. He is excited. TODD Here's one: Dumb Triceratops Can't Juggle. That sounds hilarious. Craig gets uncomfortable. CRAIG I should really get back to work you guys. These documents aren't going to staple themselves. RICHARD Craig-o's right. Last one. CRAIG Wait, that's not what I- Cut to: video. Craig addresses camera in his living room. CRAIG I'm Craig and welcome to Juggle University. Back to Office. SHIELA Craig, I didn't know you could juggle. CRAIG This isn't a good use of company time. Back to the video. Craig throws three balls into the air, one by one. Each is skewered on his horn as he fumbles to catch them. CRAIG Wait. He reaches for the balls, but can't. He rears up on his hind legs as he fumbles for them. His horn skewers the ceiling fan. He's caught and spins around, hitting everything. CRAIG This is not part of the demonstration. Back to Office. Craig looks horrified. Richard and Todd are dying laughing. Sheila comforts Craig. SHEILA Craig I thought your movie was very nice. CRAIG If I hadn't already ordered a pizza, I wouldn't have been found for days. RICHARD Look, there's also a video of Craig telling jokes. (beat) This one is not as funny.