Love has its ups and downs.
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
CRAIG stares forward, beat, he coughs. The elevator opens
and SHEILA gets on.
Craig takes out his phone and looks at it. Silent beat.
Two more days till Friday.
Tell me about it. I've been totally
swamped. I can't wait to have some
Elevator grinds to a halt, lights flicker, and it powers
Ugg. We're stuck. I knew I should
have taken the stairs. I need the
Doesn't look like we'll be going
anywhere any time soon. (Pause) So.
Got any big weekend plans?
You know it. I rented a movie.
My weekend is wide open and I find
movies very entertaining.
The video store closes at 8 on
weeknights, so you should have
plenty of time to go after work.
It'd also be nice to get out of the
house and try a new restaurant, but
all my gal pals are out of town.
I find cooking for yourself is a
great way to save money in these
difficult economic times.
Oh, I'd love a private cooking
lesson from Chef Craig some time.
That won't be necessary. With all
the recipes online, the web is your
Craig, I have romantic feelings for
Craig is shocked. Beat.
Um! Um! I need to get back to work.
Craig charges towards the door.
Cut to elevator doors, a Craig-shaped dent appears as he
rams from the inside. We hear him backing up and charging
again, this time his entire head crashes through where the
doors meet. The elevator dings, and the doors open. Craig,
clearly shaken, walks into the office.
Why do you always fall for the bad