The "Modern Family" star breaks skulls and language barriers.
By Ben Joseph & David Young
INT. MUSEUM
ALARM BELLS. A FLASHLIGHT falls on an empty glass case.
BRITISH VOICE (V.O.)
The Infinity Orb has been swiped!
Call the police!
TITLE CARD: To recover the world’s greatest treasures...
INT. MUSEUM
The museum director stares out a large window.
MUSEUM DIRECTOR
No. I know someone who specializes
in covert artifact recovery.
CURATOR
(dismissive)
A thief?
MUSEUM DIRECTOR
She prefers the term... Explorer.
TITLE CARD: ...you need the world’s greatest explorer.
QUICK SHOTS:
- A COOL BLUE BACKPACK is pulled on over a PURPLE SHIRT.
- Small WHITE SHOES are tied.
- A MONKEY runs onto a shoulder.
BACK TO SCENE:
MUSEUM DIRECTOR
Dora.
REVEAL: DORA (Ariel Winter), pre-teen, is at the door. Her
monkey BOOTS is on her shoulder. She's deadly serious.
DORA
Hola mi amigos.
An ELECTRONIC VERSION of the DORA THEME starts. CUT TO:
INT. SECURITY OFFICE
The director and Dora review security footage of an OLDER
MAN in a BANDITO MASK and GLOVES stealing the orb.
MUSEUM DIRECTOR
Cameras captured a man in a purple
mask and gloves removing the orb.
DORA
(to herself)
Swiper. You old fox.
MUSEUM DIRECTOR
Do you know where to find him?
DORA
No. But I know someone who does.
INT. INTERROGATION ROOM
A SKETCHY INFORMANT takes a swig from a flask.
MAP
(drunk, singing)
I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the
map!
WHAM. Dora slams him down on the table.
DORA
Cut the crap, Map! Where'd Swiper
take the orb?
GRAPHICS: On a MAP, a plane traces a dotted line to SOUTH
AMERICA.
MAP (V.O.)
Last I heard... Guadalajara.
TITLE: COMING THIS SUMMER...
INT. JANITOR'S CLOSET
Dora KICKS DOWN A DOOR. She scans the room with a her gun,
then talks DIRECTLY TO CAMERA.
DORA
I need your help. If you see
Swiper, say his name out loud, OK?
SPIN TO REVEAL: A Janitor smoking a cigarette.
JANITOR
Uh, que?
EXT. JUNGLE
Dora swings from vines through the jungle.
DORA (V.O.)
There's someone I need to see.
TITLE: FROM THE PRODUCERS OF TRUE LIES
EXT. JUNGLE HUT
Dora pauses outside a small jungle hut.
DORA
Hello Diego.
DIEGO (O.S.)
Dora. It's been a while.
REVEAL: Diego is a SHIRTLESS MEGA-HUNK.
DIEGO
(holds up seven fingers)
I haven't seen you since I was this
many.
TITLE: AND THE WRITERS OF YO GABBA GABBA
INT. WAREHOUSE
Dora and Boots are pinned down under heavy fire behind some
crates. Dora runs out of ammo. She takes off her backpack.
DORA
Backpack! Activate!
It talks through a flashing light:
BACKPACK
Hola Dora! Soy backpack. What do
you need?
DORA
A miracle would be a nice start!
TITLE: ADVENTURE GOES BILINGUAL
INT. ROOFTOP
Swiper has Dora tied to a chair. Boots is tied to a TINY
CHAIR.
SWIPER
Join me, Dora. Together we'll be
the greatest swipers the world has
ever seen.
Dora spits in his face.
SWIPER
Charming.
Swiper SLAPS her.
EXT. JUNGLE
Dora and Boots run from an EXPLOSION.
DORA
Boots! Vamanos!
(beat, to camera)
That means hurry.
EXT. JUNGLE
Behind Dora, Swiper LEANS OUT OF A BUSH. Diego raises his
gun. Every time we cut back to Dora, Swiper's peeking out
from behind a different object in the BG.
DIEGO
Swiper! He's right behind you!
DORA
Where!?
DIEGO
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
DORA
Where? Do you see Swiper?
Diego GROANS. Fires.
EXT. ABANDONED BUILDING
With a gun battle going on in the background, we see Dora
and Swiper fighting. Swiper has the orb in his hands.
DORA
SWIPER! NO! SWIPING!
Dora grabs the orb and runs away from the building dodging
bullets. A beeping sound grabs Swipers attention. He turns
and sees a bomb.
SWIPER
(snaps his fingers)
Oh, man.
The building explodes.
TITLE CARD: DORA THE EXPLORER AND THE QUEST FOR THE INFINITY
ORB
END.