The dinosaurs go to the gym to get ripped, apart.
By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR GYM
DEREK, a jacked pachycephalosaurus, is doing push-ups,
screaming "YES!" with every rep. Pan over to CRAIG and TODD
on TREADMILLS wearing HEADBANDS. We do not see their feet.
The hardest part for me is getting
myself to the gym. I don't mind it
once I'm here.
It's tough to motivate yourself
after a long day at the office.
And I could do without the
Derek does bicep curls with his arms and tail in a mirror.
CRUSH THIS D-ROCK. CRUSH IT, D.
CRUSH IT. D-ROCK'S MADE-A STONE.
Derek drops the weights and "wooo"s. He flexes and makes his
pecs pop, then smashes his skull through the wall and lets
out a huge roar. Back to Craig and Todd.
I wouldn't even want a body like
that, I'm just trying to get down
to a healthy size.
Those bozos overlook the importance
of cardio. A healthy heart is its
Yo. Bryce. Bryce.
Derek is sitting on the weight bench with a towel around his
neck. He's shouting to someone off-camera.
Bryce-man! Bryce. Bryce. Yo, Bryce.
Bryce. Yo. (stops yelling) What up.
Back to Craig and Todd.
Ugh. Let's just skip the cool down
and grab a smoothie.
No, I'm not letting this clown ruin
my week-long trial membership.
Reveal, only Craig and Todd's front legs were walking on the
treadmill. Craig steps off and walks to Derek who is
preparing to bench a LOT of weight.
Yo, lemme get a spot.
Um, actually I was hoping-
He begins pumping iron, yelling "NOICE!" with each rep.
Wow. That's a lot of weight.
More pumping. Derek struggles out his last rep.
CAN'T QUIT THIS, D-ROCK. CAN'T QUIT
Derek finishes the rep and holds the weight.
RACK IT, HORN MAN.
Derek places the weight on Craig's horns.
Craig struggles to hold it, but drops it on Derek's neck,
choking him. The momentum launches Craig into a front flip
on top of Derek. The legs of the bench break and the bench
falls to the floor. Beat. They crash through the floor.
This is what I get for not