Dinosaur Office: Coffee Run

By

Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner

          INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE BREAK ROOM

          CRAIG and TODD talk. Craig picks up the coffee pot.

                              TODD
                    Just ordered new checks this
                    morning. They look like the beach.

          Craig goes to pour his cup. Dramatically, only a drop falls.

                              CRAIG
                    Ugg. Someone finished the coffee
                    without making a fresh pot. Can you
                    be any more inconsiderate?

          Todd starts checking cabinets.

                              TODD
                    That's strange, there's none in the
                    cabinet... There's none in any of
                    the cabinets!

          Crash zoom on Craig's face.

                              CRAIG.
                    Oh. No.

          Todd begins to progressively slow down.

                              TODD
                    I can't start my day without a
                    fresh-brewed cup of (slow) Joe.

                              CRAIG
                    Stay with me Todd! I treated myself
                    to a frappuccino this morning, I
                    should have the energy for a coffee
                    run.

          Craig runs out of the room.

          INT. WATER COOLER AREA

          Craig runs in. He notices RICHARD and SHEILA moving and
          talking in slow-motion.

                              SHEILA
                    My daughter is trying out for
                    cheerleading.

                              RICHARD
                    That will look great on her college
                    application.

                              CRAIG
                    Hang in there! I'll save you.

          Craig runs out. Richard slowly turns to where Craig was.

                              RICHARD
                    What?

          INT. THE CRAIGMOBILE (CRAIG'S CAR)

          Action music swells as Craig drives. Craig sees a 35 mph
          sign, then steps on the gas. Close up on the speedometer
          going from 30 to 35, then staying there.

          INT. RAWRBUCKS COFFEE SHOP

          Craig runs in and goes to the counter. BARISTA is behind it,
          he is the intern puppet in a uniform.

                              CRAIG
                    I need four coffees. HAZELNUT!

                              BARISTA
                    Would you like to apply for a
                    Rawrbucks rewards card? You'll save
                    10% on all purchases.

                              CRAIG
                    I would be crazy not to.

          Action music swells as Craig fills out a form.

          INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE WATER COOLER

          Sheila, Richard and Todd watch the door. We hear Craig pull
          in O.C.

                              SHEILA
                    I told you he'd come back for us.

          Shot of door. Craig screams (O.C.) as he approaches. He
          smashes through the wall next to it. He's out of breath.

                              CRAIG
                    Everyone owes me $2.75!