The dinosaurs face the only thing worse than extinction: a coffee shortage.
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE BREAK ROOM CRAIG and TODD talk. Craig picks up the coffee pot. TODD Just ordered new checks this morning. They look like the beach. Craig goes to pour his cup. Dramatically, only a drop falls. CRAIG Ugg. Someone finished the coffee without making a fresh pot. Can you be any more inconsiderate? Todd starts checking cabinets. TODD That's strange, there's none in the cabinet... There's none in any of the cabinets! Crash zoom on Craig's face. CRAIG. Oh. No. Todd begins to progressively slow down. TODD I can't start my day without a fresh-brewed cup of (slow) Joe. CRAIG Stay with me Todd! I treated myself to a frappuccino this morning, I should have the energy for a coffee run. Craig runs out of the room. INT. WATER COOLER AREA Craig runs in. He notices RICHARD and SHEILA moving and talking in slow-motion. SHEILA My daughter is trying out for cheerleading. RICHARD That will look great on her college application. CRAIG Hang in there! I'll save you. Craig runs out. Richard slowly turns to where Craig was. RICHARD What? INT. THE CRAIGMOBILE (CRAIG'S CAR) Action music swells as Craig drives. Craig sees a 35 mph sign, then steps on the gas. Close up on the speedometer going from 30 to 35, then staying there. INT. RAWRBUCKS COFFEE SHOP Craig runs in and goes to the counter. BARISTA is behind it, he is the intern puppet in a uniform. CRAIG I need four coffees. HAZELNUT! BARISTA Would you like to apply for a Rawrbucks rewards card? You'll save 10% on all purchases. CRAIG I would be crazy not to. Action music swells as Craig fills out a form. INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE WATER COOLER Sheila, Richard and Todd watch the door. We hear Craig pull in O.C. SHEILA I told you he'd come back for us. Shot of door. Craig screams (O.C.) as he approaches. He smashes through the wall next to it. He's out of breath. CRAIG Everyone owes me $2.75!