Streeter chews things over.
By Streeter Seidell
INT. SOUL-SUCKING OFFICE
Streeter is in a high pressure meeting with Sam and Paul.
Sam is finishing up a presentation.
...and if the majority shareholder
abstains from the vote, we'll be
able to take control of the
Streeter sees Pat doing Devil Sticks outside of the office.
He's entranced and distracted. Obviously.
This is a massive, risky gamble,
Sam. Streeter, what did that report
I gave you say about our investment
CU on Streeter, stammering, confused.
Need nine hours?
Streeter pulls out a full size Charleston Chew and takes a
Well, uh...the report said...
He takes another bite. Winces in pain and holds his teeth.
This goes on forever. Taking bites, mumbling, pulling taffy,
It's dark now, Streeter is still chewing. He's halfway done
with the candy bar.
Now that I think about it, Sam, we
just can't take the risk.
Completely understandable. But
since that frees up some money,
could we discuss getting our
writers health insurance?
Paul pulls out a Charleston Chew.
He takes a bite.
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