Streeter chews things over.
By Streeter Seidell
INT. SOUL-SUCKING OFFICE Streeter is in a high pressure meeting with Sam and Paul. Sam is finishing up a presentation. SAM ...and if the majority shareholder abstains from the vote, we'll be able to take control of the company. Streeter sees Pat doing Devil Sticks outside of the office. He's entranced and distracted. Obviously. PAUL This is a massive, risky gamble, Sam. Streeter, what did that report I gave you say about our investment fund? STREETER Uhh... CU on Streeter, stammering, confused. VO Need nine hours? Streeter pulls out a full size Charleston Chew and takes a labored bite. STREETER Well, uh...the report said... He takes another bite. Winces in pain and holds his teeth. This goes on forever. Taking bites, mumbling, pulling taffy, etc. CUT TO It's dark now, Streeter is still chewing. He's halfway done with the candy bar. PAUL Now that I think about it, Sam, we just can't take the risk. SAM Completely understandable. But since that frees up some money, could we discuss getting our writers health insurance? Beat. Paul pulls out a Charleston Chew. PAUL Fuck no. He takes a bite. LOGO: Charleston Chew: Candy That Takes Effort