A new predator prowls the top of the corporate food chain.
By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE - TERRY'S OFFICE
CRAIG, RICHARD, TODD, SHEILA and INTERN sit lined up. TERRY
is at the front of the room. An easel in the front has the
Dinosoft Limited logo on display.
Everyone, I've got some exciting
news. The company has been sold.
Oh no! / Redundancies! / My 401k!
Don't worry. As long as I'm here,
your jobs are safe. In fact some of
you may even end up in management.
Terry winks at Craig. Craig gets excited.
Now please welcome your new CEO,
C.U. on the door handle. It opens a la the kitchen raptor
scene in Jurassic Park. Enter BRUCE wearing a slick suit
with slick black hair. He draws a big X over the Dinosoft
The company is dead, people.
All these years you've been working
at Dinosoft Limited.
Bruce rips the logo page from the easel, revealing a line
graph. It reads "Dinosoft Limited: Possibilities", the line
extends to the top of the chart.
Welcome to Dinosoft Unlimited.
Where the possibilities have no
He rips the page off, revealing another chart. It reads
"Dinosoft Unlimited: Possibilities". It's the same as the
first chart, but has no top and the line extends to the top
of the page. Bruce pulls a handful of glitter from his
pocket and lazily throws it. Dinos ooo and clap.
Will you keep bran muffin Tuesdays?
No. Try bran muffin every days.
Murmurs and excitement.
What's your policy on Hawaiian
My policy is "Aloha!"
More excitement, and murmurs.
What are your long-term goals?
Bruce whips him with his tail, he flies out the window.
..for a nerd. I've been the CEO of
10 different companies this
quarter, and I didn't do it by
thinking about the future. Any more
right now questions?
Hi, I'm Richard. I work here. Will
there be opportunities for
advancement at Dinosoft Unlimited?
You tell me, new general manager.
Wow! Thanks Dad!
Not your dad.
Craig looks concerned.
Actually Bruce, I'm the general
Not anymore. I just fired you.
Terry picks up a plant, cries and smashes through the wall.
Two-shot: Richard leans over to Craig. Bruce drones in
What a meeting, hey Craig-o? You
got Hawaiian shirt day, and I'm
everyone's boss now.
(through gritted teeth)
Yes. That was unexpected.
I know! Here I was thinking you'd
be my boss someday because you're
so much more qualified! I gotta
call my wife and tell her the good
Do you know how to use a phone?
Terry crashes back in through the wall, still crying. He
gathers things from his desk in a box and crashes back out.
TITLE CARD: TO BE CONTINUED