Dinosaur Office: New Boss (Part 2)

By

Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner

          TITLE CARD: PREVIOUSLY ON DINOSAUR OFFICE

                              CRAIG (V.O.)
                    Previously on Dinosaur Office.

          INT. TERRY'S OFFICE (RECAP!)

          A series of quick cuts.

                              BRUCE
                    I bought the company.

                              TERRY
                    I got fired.

                              RICHARD
                    I'm the boss now.

                              BRUCE
                    Bran Muffins every day!

                              CRAIG, TODD, RICHARD, SHEILA
                    Yayyy!

          INT. CRAIG'S CUBICLE

          CRAIG and TODD are talking. Craig wears a Hawaiian shirt.

                              CRAIG
                    The way I see it, if you're not
                    clipping coupons, you're throwing
                    money away.

          BRUCE approaches.

                              BRUCE
                    Well if it isn't my two favorite
                    employees. You, and you.

                              TODD
                    Hey Bruce, when are those bran
                    muffins getting here? I skipped
                    breakfast.

                              BRUCE
                    Ooo, Richard was point man on the
                    b-muffins. I'll get an update.

          Bruce leaves.

                              CRAIG
                    That's why he makes the big bucks.

          RICHARD approaches, looking tired and distressed.

                              RICHARD
                    Bruce wanted me to tell you guys
                    that every day is still bran muffin
                    day, but you have to buy it
                    yourself. And eat it at home.

          Richard leaves. Bruce returns. They're swapping in and out
          so fast that Craig and Todd can't get a word in.

                              BRUCE
                    Loving that shirt, you. Surfs up,
                    right?

          Bruce leaves. Richard returns.

                              RICHARD
                    Craig-o, you can't wear that shirt.
                    Bruce says he hates Hawaii.

          Richard leaves. Bruce returns.

                              BRUCE
                    You guys are doing a bang-up job. I
                    see bright things in your future.

          Bruce leaves. Richard returns and starts gnawing on Todd.

                              TODD
                    What are you doing?

                              RICHARD
                    Bruce says you two are doing a bad
                    job and I have to eat you.

          Richard continues gnawing, getting nowhere.

                              RICHARD
                    Nothing personal Toddster.

                              CRAIG
                    That's it! I'm gonna talk to him.

          INT. BREAK ROOM

          Craig enters and stops. He hears Bruce on the phone and
          ducks into a cabinet.

                              BRUCE (O.S.)
                    Yeah babe, I'm crushing it. These
                    simpletons don't even realize
                    they'll be unemployed in a week.

          Bruce pulls out two pieces of bread. He begins opening the
          cabinets a la Jurassic Park kitchen scene. He pulls cute
          little animals from each cabinet and places them on his
          sandwich, making a big living dagwood.

                              BRUCE
                    The way I got these suckers working
                    is completely unsustainable. Jack
                    up the value in the short term,
                    sell for maximum profit.

          Bruce opens Craig's cabinet without looking. He plunges his
          arm deep in, narrowly missing Craig, instead grabbing a CUTE
          CRITTER with a "Terry's" label on it.

                              CRITTER
                    Help me.

          Bruce closes the cabinet, tears the label off and puts the
          critter on the sandwich.

                              BRUCE
                    They go out of business. We go on
                    vacation. No, not to Hawaii. I hate
                    Hawaii.

          Bruce hangs up, eats the sandwich in one bite as it screams,
          and leaves. Craig comes out.

                              CRAIG
                    Oh no. I have to save the company
                    the only way I know how...

          Crash zoom on Craig.

                              CRAIG
                    With a power point presentation.

          TITLE CARD: TO BE CONTINUED