It's a dinosaur eat dinosaur world out there.
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
TITLE CARD: PREVIOUSLY ON DINOSAUR OFFICE
Previously on Dinosaur Office.
INT. TERRY'S OFFICE (RECAP!)
A series of quick cuts.
I bought the company.
I got fired.
I'm the boss now.
Bran Muffins every day!
CRAIG, TODD, RICHARD, SHEILA
INT. CRAIG'S CUBICLE
CRAIG and TODD are talking. Craig wears a Hawaiian shirt.
The way I see it, if you're not
clipping coupons, you're throwing
Well if it isn't my two favorite
employees. You, and you.
Hey Bruce, when are those bran
muffins getting here? I skipped
Ooo, Richard was point man on the
b-muffins. I'll get an update.
That's why he makes the big bucks.
RICHARD approaches, looking tired and distressed.
Bruce wanted me to tell you guys
that every day is still bran muffin
day, but you have to buy it
yourself. And eat it at home.
Richard leaves. Bruce returns. They're swapping in and out
so fast that Craig and Todd can't get a word in.
Loving that shirt, you. Surfs up,
Bruce leaves. Richard returns.
Craig-o, you can't wear that shirt.
Bruce says he hates Hawaii.
Richard leaves. Bruce returns.
You guys are doing a bang-up job. I
see bright things in your future.
Bruce leaves. Richard returns and starts gnawing on Todd.
What are you doing?
Bruce says you two are doing a bad
job and I have to eat you.
Richard continues gnawing, getting nowhere.
Nothing personal Toddster.
That's it! I'm gonna talk to him.
INT. BREAK ROOM
Craig enters and stops. He hears Bruce on the phone and
ducks into a cabinet.
Yeah babe, I'm crushing it. These
simpletons don't even realize
they'll be unemployed in a week.
Bruce pulls out two pieces of bread. He begins opening the
cabinets a la Jurassic Park kitchen scene. He pulls cute
little animals from each cabinet and places them on his
sandwich, making a big living dagwood.
The way I got these suckers working
is completely unsustainable. Jack
up the value in the short term,
sell for maximum profit.
Bruce opens Craig's cabinet without looking. He plunges his
arm deep in, narrowly missing Craig, instead grabbing a CUTE
CRITTER with a "Terry's" label on it.
Bruce closes the cabinet, tears the label off and puts the
critter on the sandwich.
They go out of business. We go on
vacation. No, not to Hawaii. I hate
Bruce hangs up, eats the sandwich in one bite as it screams,
and leaves. Craig comes out.
Oh no. I have to save the company
the only way I know how...
Crash zoom on Craig.
With a power point presentation.
TITLE CARD: TO BE CONTINUED