With great Powerpoint comes great responsibility.
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy and Caldwell Tanner
TITLE CARD: PREVIOUSLY ON DINOSAUR OFFICE
Previously on Dinosaur Office.
INT. OFFICE (RECAP!)
A series of quick cuts.
I'm the new CEO and I'm ruining the
company to get rich.
I'm gonna give a power point
presentation to change his mind.
I never got the bran muffins I was
INT. TERRY'S OFFICE
CRAIG stands in front of the room. He wears a full suit.
TODD, RICHARD, SHEILA, DANIELLE, and INTERN are seated.
BRUCE watches from the desk. Craig fumbles with a laptop.
Are you using the proper VGA cable?
Try pressing F7.
Oh, there it goes. I wasn't in
Craig adjusts stuff. A projection shows up on the wall. The
first frame slides in from the left. All frames have cheesy
power-point transitions. Cheesy music plays throughout.
First frame reads "Craig's Big Presentation Title Page".
Craig wears a Hawaiian shirt in every picture.
Mr. Velosi, you're about to
sacrifice this company to make a
quick buck at your employees'
expense. You're making a big
Second slide: Office exterior, Craig is waving.
Dinosoft is more than just a
company. It's a reason to get out
of bed in the morning.
Slide: Craig and Todd laughing in front of the watercooler.
It's hilarious water-cooler
observations. Here's Todd telling
me how he feels about gas prices.
Slide: Sheila, Craig and Richard shocked in front of a
It's thought-provoking chain
emails. This one explains how
climate trends predict a
catastrophic ice age.
It's true! I read it on the
Slide: Sheila wears a racing bib and desperately tries to
escape a stampede.
It's donating to your coworker's 5k
I've never been so afraid.
Slide: "In conclusion!" real cheesy gradient font in space.
In conclusion, Mr. Velosi, you can
work these Dinos until they're
extinct, but you'll never be rich
Slide: Craig, Todd, Sheila and Richard are at Craig's
Beat. Richard, sobbing, starts a slow clap. Everyone joins
in, including Craig, to form a smattering of applause.
Richard starts all out bawling and clapping. Bruce stands
up, everyone quiets.
Wow. Great work Craig, that was
terrawful. I had to make a new word
for how bad it was.
Everyone gasps. General despair. Sheila consoles Craig.
I was going to sell the company,
but you've convinced me that it's
completely worthless. I'm outta
Does this mean we can keep our
I don't care, do whatever you-
TERRY, with scruffy beard, bursts through the wall and
I did it! I saved the company!
Actually, Bruce just quit.
All thanks to Craig's presentation!
For he's a jolly-good Craig-O...
For he's a jolly good Craig-O, For
he's a jolly good Craig-Ooooo
Which nobody can deny.
Craig smiles, proud of himself.