I was talking with some of my friends and we where conversing about prom, I was talking to them saying I don't care how a guy asks me. I'm not that anal or stupid about someone asking me out to the dance, when a guy walks by me and says, "Don't worry no ones asking you to prom anyway."
Do you need to learn to cook?, and poision your family all at the same time, well look no further!. Merrill will show you everything from cutting "cucummers" to "washing your salmonella covered hands with papertowel
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Jake and Amir: Chugging
Don't fear the beer.
Skyrim Hoarders
The A&E reality series visits Tamriel and discovers the only thing more dangerous than dragons, is yourself.
Jake and Amir: Survey
Don't question my answers.
Jake and Amir: Waitress
The customer's always wrong.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.