By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. OFFICE WATERCOOLER TODD, RICHARD and SHEILA stand by the watercooler under a "HAPPY NEW YEAR" banner. Everyone wears party hats. TODD My New Year's resolution is to clean the garage. There's too much clutter. CRAIG enters. TODD Hey Craig, you gonna stay up to see the meteor drop for once? Everyone laughs. CRAIG Lay off, Todd. I'm not missing the end of the Triassic period. I'm gonna stay up later than any of you bozos! SHEILA You're on! Ready, set, go! Timer appears on bottom right that says 7:00. They stand around awkwardly for a long beat. INT. BREAK ROOM Richard and Craig talk. Richard is extremely hyper. He can't stay still. Timer now reads 8:00. RICHARD SEE CRAIG THE KEY TO STAYING AWAKE IS EATING COFFEE AND DRINKING CANDY. COFFEE. CANDY. CANDY. COFFEE. WOO! CRAIG Aren't you worried about crashing? Reveal Richard on the ground snoring. INT. SHEILA'S CUBICLE Sheila and Craig. Craig sneezes. Timer reads 10:00. SHEILA Craig do you want some of my sinus medication? I'm concerned for you. Sheila hands him a box. CRAIG Wait, did you take this? It's drowzy. We see the label. SHEILA Oh noooooooooo. Sheila's voice slows down and she falls asleep onto Craig. INT. WATER COOLER Timer reads 11:58. Craig and Todd stand by a TV. CRAIG It's just you and me. What's your strategy? Todd holds up a book. TODD I'm reading a Clive Cusslersaurus novel. It's an action-packed thrill ride from start to finish. Todd reads for a beat. Timer reads 11:59. TODD And done. Uh oh. Todd falls asleep. Craig turns to the TV. ANNOUNCER (O.S.) The meteor is almost here! 3, 2, 1 Happy- We hear a terrible explosion and screams from the TV. CRAIG I did it! Craig! Craig! Craig! DISSOLVE TO: INT. CRAIG'S CUBICLE POV Craig. His eyes open. Todd, Richard and Sheila are looking down at him. SHEILA Craig. Craig. CRAIG Oh no. Did I sleep through New Year's? TODD It's Monday morning. You slept through the entire holiday weekend. CRAIG Ugh. I don't even feel rested.