For beauty that's effortless. Very, very effortless.
By Emily Axford
INT. SOUND STAGE
Sexy house music plays while models pose and dance in a bare
bones set with fans blowing on them. Think: mirrors, chaise
(FEMALE, vaguely European)
Pan down on Model 1 to REVEAL sexy bra.
Continue pan down to REVEAL sexy panties.
You're comfortable around him. So
why not let him know? With the
Comfortable With Him Collection.
Continue to Pan down to REVEAL she is pulling a pair
of sweat pants over her sexy undies.
Our collection features only the
MODEL 2 poses in BAGGY PANTIES.
Dirtiest Yoga Pants...
MODEL 3 poses in in DIRTY YOGA PANTS.
And sports bras you've had since
Model 1 & 3 pose in TATTERED SPORTS BRAS.
Get way too secure in your
relationship in an XL Looney Toons
Model 3 poses in a Tazmanian Devil shirt.
Or stop trying altogether with a
scrunchie, for your greasy,
Model 2 puts her nasty hair up in a big big scrunchie.
There's a Comfortable With Him
Intimate for your every mood: Torn,
Unwashed, Stained. And
Models 1-3 wear torn, unwashed, and stained.
Tell him it's a "watch Netflix"
kind of night in a pair of Flannel
Model 1 wears flannel pajamas and puts a retainer in.
Or a bathrobe and pair of Hanes
from when you were fat.
Model 2, in a bathrobe, slightly parted to see a very baggy
pair of underwear pops a pimple in the mirror.
Heat things up with a layer of body
hair, because you haven't shaved in
CUs of hairy legs.
Or just let him know he won't be
getting a blow job tonight by
putting in Whitening Strips right
Model 3 finishes putting white strips on, then wags finger
CUT TO: All models, lined up, wearing a variety of all the
outfits that have already been mentioned.
Comfortable With Him: For those
times when you want to say "Things
are good, but not great."
And check out our Comfortable With
CUT TO: GUY, in HOT CHILI PEPPER BOXER SHORTS and a wife
beater with a huge gut, watching TV. He rapid-fire scratches
his balls, then says:
Tammy Taylor is so hot.